Here I only list the top 10…
you may find the rest of the list here.
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- Management has renamed its Waterfall process to Agile Waterfall
- You start hiring consultants so they can take the blame
- The Continuous Integration server has returned the error message “Fuck it, I give up”
- You have implemented your own Ruby framework that uses XML configuration files
- Your eldest team member references Martin Fowler as a ’snot-nosed punk’
- Your source code control system is a series of folders on a shared drive
- Allocated QA time is for Q and A why your crap is broken
- All of your requirements are written on a used cocktail napkin
- You start considering a new job so you don’t have to maintain the application you are building
- The lead web developer thinks the X in XHTML means ‘extreme’