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Rockin our sales

Bernhard Rode — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:12:52 +0000

Bruce Service Pack and the Vista Street Band proudly present:

Rockin’ our sales from the album our ecosystem rocks!

Hf =)

Boomerang Show

Bernhard Rode — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:07:42 +0000

Laser Tagging ist the new Graffiti

Bernhard Rode — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:11:22 +0000

I want one

Bernhard Rode — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:03:42 +0000

Kabouterdans

Bernhard Rode — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:25:30 +0000

For all the Après Ski bunnies =)

Uli, the sweet girl on playdate

Bernhard Rode — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:46:45 +0000

Viral Marketing in Stuttgart

Bernhard Rode — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:44:46 +0000

Here again something really funny….

Kill Bill Chipmunk

Bernhard Rode — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:44:06 +0000

101 Ways to know your project is doomed

Bernhard Rode — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:00:15 +0000

Here I only list the top 10…
you may find the rest of the list here.

1. Management has renamed its Waterfall process to Agile Waterfall
2. You start hiring consultants so they can take the blame
3. The Continuous Integration server has returned the error message “Fuck it, I give up”
4. You have implemented your own Ruby framework that uses XML configuration files
5. Your eldest team member references Martin Fowler as a ’snot-nosed punk’
6. Your source code control system is a series of folders on a shared drive
7. Allocated QA time is for Q and A why your crap is broken
8. All of your requirements are written on a used cocktail napkin
9. You start considering a new job so you don’t have to maintain the application you are building
10. The lead web developer thinks the X in XHTML means ‘extreme’

Simson still alive

Bernhard Rode — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:30:03 +0000

Today after 10h hours of work I’ve found the following jewel here in Hamburg.

It is a Simson, thats a german brand which stopped producing about 5 years ago. They are really rare and I always thought, that there none of them left on our streets.